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QUICK MINDS WITH EVEN QUICKER GENTIALS WANTED
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Date: 2006-05-29, 9:57PM EDT
I need someone to feed me lines to diffuse the awkward period I have with my old lady when it becomes physically obvious I have already came and it looks like I am trying to cram a hackey-sack into an ATM.
I want to set the precedent that it is more likely to at least get a solid joke out of the sexual encounter than an orgasm, and the candidate I am looking for will provide that. You will have to be on call and of slender build because there is not that much room under my bed.
$25 per success.
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