organiccoho
Dicks are isomorphic to the Olympics, but of course this is idiotic.
Jonathan Doyle
hi!
organiccoho
dude
who are u
Jonathan Doyle
i was about to ask you the sammmee thing
organiccoho
but u contacted me?
Jonathan Doyle
i know
im stalking you
organiccoho
well
ur ganna be bored
Jonathan Doyle
why don’t you shut up
organiccoho
but u asked me to tell u about me and ur stalking me wouldnt u want me to talk
Jonathan Doyle
i know
its just that im in love with you
organiccoho
first time stalker
Jonathan Doyle
yes
but i read the book
organiccoho
o r u now
o yah
stalking for dummies
Jonathan Doyle
you calling me dumb?
organiccoho
no
the book series “for dummies”
maybe u are dumb i dont know where do u live
and i bet ur not a girl
Jonathan Doyle
i’m very much a girl
would you like some pix
organiccoho
i dont think so
where r u from
Jonathan Doyle
ugh
i work out 4 times a week
and you don’t even want to see
i can squat like 45lbs now
organiccoho
who r u
i dont really care y would i care why would u stalk me this has to be a prank
im not a fucking retard
Jonathan Doyle
i stalk you because i was never taught how to love as a child
this is how i connect to people
would you like to see my abs now
organiccoho
are u serious
how old r u
Jonathan Doyle
i’m 17
organiccoho
and i still dont believe ur a girl
Jonathan Doyle
which state are you in?
organiccoho
how bout u first ur the stalker
u should already know where i am
Jonathan Doyle
i can look up on the internet to see what the age of consent is
organiccoho
i dont think 17 makes the cut
so
Jonathan Doyle
what’s the matter
you don’t like RIPPED 17 year olds
organiccoho
all that shit ur thinking no , but maybe i can help u contact people differently
um
no
im 20
i like girls over 21
Jonathan Doyle
i’m jk
i’m 21
organiccoho
at least 18+
wtf
Jonathan Doyle
im drinking a bicardi breezer right now
organiccoho
hmmmm
Jonathan Doyle
omg this drink is so good
organiccoho
where do u live its only fair u tell em after somehow getting my s/n and contacting me
Jonathan Doyle
i live in new york city
it’s at like the bottom of new york state
we have an applebee’s
organiccoho
how in fucks name did u get my s/n
Jonathan Doyle
thats where me and my girlfriends drink electric lemonades
duh
i bought it off the internet
organiccoho
not believeing that
not believeing any of this
u know who i am and this is a prank a horrible prank its not even funny lol fucking ametur
Jonathan Doyle
lol?
what does that mean
organiccoho
this is a joke
theres no way u bought my s/n and randomly from ny decided to stalk me
Jonathan Doyle
what does lol mean
im so confused
organiccoho
laugh out loud
are u kidding
did u just get ur computer today or some shit
Jonathan Doyle
whats a computer
organiccoho
ok who is this lol
now ur just being fucking retarded
Jonathan Doyle
i know
im sorry
im a little tipsy off the breeze
organiccoho
just that?
Jonathan Doyle
i snorted some of my dad’s pills too
but i think they’re for his heart
i don’t feel anything
organiccoho
u said u were 21 ?
Jonathan Doyle
i am
i have to live with my dad
organiccoho
see u cant pull a prank and contradict urself then the prank doesnt work, whoever the hell this is
Jonathan Doyle
can i have your credit card number?
i want to buy some pills that WORK
organiccoho
r u kidding
Jonathan Doyle
hell no
these shits don’t do shit
great
now i have a nosebleed
organiccoho
ur like the worst electronic scammer ive ever come accross
Jonathan Doyle
do you want to cyber?
organiccoho
first of all if u were a pro at this u would have found so shit out about me first like (i have no cards and no money so I= the worst target ever) and no i dont need to cyber with a girl that gets drunk off one drink and snort heart pills till ur nose bleed and ur not a girl u dont eve talk like one
so
who r u really
Jonathan Doyle
you don’t even have a credit card?
i thought you were 20
organiccoho
i am
Jonathan Doyle
you should really be building a credit history
don’t you want to buy a boat someday
organiccoho
but u should do more research then age u fucking tard
wrong again
just cuz i have boat pics on my myspace does not meanb i want a boat ur hopless
r u serious
really
ur laughable
Jonathan Doyle
how do poke on myspace
how do you poke i mean
organiccoho
ITS NOT LIVE JOURNAL YOU FAIL AT LIFE
YOU FAIL AT LIFE and ur making me laugh my ass off
Jonathan Doyle
ugh my friends just came over
i wish i had a bikini body like lauren
organiccoho
so
Jonathan Doyle
why are guys such pigs
organiccoho
dude
im not ebign a pig ur crazy
u r crazy
Jonathan Doyle
can i see your myspace?
organiccoho
no
Jonathan Doyle
dont you have any ab pics
we should trade ab pics
organiccoho
at is ab pics no
i dont wanna trade u shit
get a life go outside u crazy bitch
Jonathan Doyle
im just trying to start our relationship
organiccoho
WE DONT HAVE ONE
WE WILL NEVER HAVE ONE
DO U understand that?
Jonathan Doyle
are you getting over a broken heart
organiccoho
no
Jonathan Doyle
are you afraid of being hurt
i only cheated on my last boyfriend because he only had like a 4 pack
have you seen usher’s abs?
i mean
w:Ow
organiccoho
IM LIKE KINDA FAT
UR CRAZY
Jonathan Doyle
thats ok
we can go to the gym together
i need a new gym buddy
my last one had a heart attack
but i think its because he snorted my dads pills too
organiccoho
no we go no where together ever im blocking u besides if ur telling the truth about new york u live so fucking far from me and im glad now go outside shoot urself so that when the police come to see if u left any dignity it wont be hard to clean up u crazy bitch
Jonathan Doyle
i saw that CSI
where they clean up that guys dignity
that was so weird
kinda ‘over my head’
do you like CSI?
