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I WILL PUT DOWN YOUR DOG (PAINLESS?) FOR FREE
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Date: 2006-05-29, 9:45PM EDT
If your dog is annoying and/or terminally ill, I have just received a black belt in a new martial art dedicated to the art of destroying dogs. It is supposed to be completely painless, but I think it’s more like a brief period of extreme pain, followed by death or a death-like state.
I’ve read on the internet that it can cost like $50 to destroy your dog at a “licensed veterinarian clinic”. I will do it for free, and you will be furthering my research on this hot new asian phenomenon.
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