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STEAL MY FRIEND’S CAR (AS A JOKE)
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Date: 2006-05-29, 9:55PM EDT
Here’s the deal. My friend has had his car stolen at least 7 times, and he has grown incredibly racist as a result. As a person of color (and his oldest friend), I want to correct this, mainly because I’m going to propose to him, and I might want to borrow the car while I’m married to him.
So I want someone to steal his AUDI S8, drive it into Flatbush, where my friend’s new Lo-Jack where ultimately lead him. There we will surprise him with screenings of MLK documentaries, “Dangerous Minds”, and “American Me”, followed by a free reggaeton concert and t-shirt giveaway.
I love this white man, and once you see him dance at the concert, you will too.
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