Brendan Cavanaugh: Hello, thank you for your interest in Millennium Tower. Can I help you in any way?
Me: i want to buy the penthouse
RIGHT NOW
Brendan Cavanaugh: Hello
OK
Me: How do you want the money
Brendan Cavanaugh: We can set up a time to visit the property and you can give a deposit check
Me: no time
i can give you my credit card now
Brendan Cavanaugh: however if time is a issue then we can send you transfer info and set up the deposit
Me: i have a party on SATURDAY
boston’s hottest & coolest will be there
who do i talk to about the pool temperature
Brendan Cavanaugh: We don’t accept credit cards unfortunatly
Me: what about debit
its VISA
do you have a freight elevator
we have a lot of animals coming
Brendan Cavanaugh ok
what is it your looking for in size of a property?
Where are you moving from?
Me: how many bedrooms does the penthouse have
people are going to want to crash
Brendan Cavanaugh: There is a 3 bedroom with 3435 sqft
Where are you moving from
Me: do they each have a seperate bathroom my mom is gonna stay
i’m moving from revere
Brendan Cavanaugh: Yes there are 4 and 1/2 half bathrooms
Me: i just came into a lot of money lol
dont ask too many questions
do they have one of the rain showers
how is the water pressure
have you showered there
Brendan Cavanaugh: Yes
Me: sick
Brendan Cavanaugh: the building isn’t finished yet
October is when the building opens
Me: will it be finished by saturday
Brendan Cavanaugh: No
Me: dude
thats kind of a dealbreaker
what can you do for me
Brendan Cavanaugh: There are similar buildings in the area with units available now
what is your price range?
Me: i told my girl i was in the MILLENIUM
youre killing me bro
Brendan Cavanaugh: there is Millennium Place Penthouse overlooking the park that has a private balcony great for entertaining
what are you looking to spend?
Me: i have $30,000
Brendan Cavanaugh: Are you interested in renting or for purchase
Me: you know what maybe i will take my business to the prudential center
buy that penthouse
Brendan Cavanaugh: That won’t be ready until late next year
Me: brendan my party is SATURDAY
i need SOLUTIONS
Brendan Cavanaugh: I’m sorry I don’t know any party planners
Me: you just talked yourself right out of a sale
dont come to my party
Brendan Cavanaugh: I’m sorry I couldn’t help you today
Me: BYE
