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Wannabe: Meanie

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I’ve never felt the overt impulse to be mean for no apparent reason. And by apparent reason, I mean cloaking sinuous, malicious, primal impulses to destroy and demean. I was riding my bike one day,&hellip

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Knowledge is Power 2

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More Celebrity Lifestyle (Cruise begrudgingly signs a medical release) Tom Cruise has AIDS again! Celebrity and actor Tom Cruise has been diagnosed with the AIDS virus for the second time this year. Long time friend&hellip

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Knowledge is Power

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Celebrity Lifestyle How does one get to work the Matthew McConaughey beat for US Weekly? That guy has the best job in the world. Every week there’s a two-page spread chronicling him drinking, smoking weed, erupting&hellip

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Wannabe: Writer

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Writing a paper about writing a paper. How self-indulgent. What a cop-out. What an admission of narcissism. Hasn’t anything real happened? Hasn’t your life involved just one moment of inspired hilarity? How is writing about&hellip

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Prank: Cohobot

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organiccoho Dicks are isomorphic to the Olympics, but of course this is idiotic. Jonathan Doyle hi! organiccoho dude who are u Jonathan Doyle i was about to ask you the sammmee thing organiccoho but u&hellip

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