Wannabe

Wannabe: Angeleno

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Here’s what I don’t understand about California: San Francisco: Beautiful. Big Sur: Amazing. San Luis Obisbo: Handsome. San Diego: Pristine. Santa Barbara: Elegant. Monterey: Charming. Pasadena: Lovely. Los Angeles: Why? Why are you like this,&hellip

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Wannabe: Pothead

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Let me start things off on the right foot and say I love ‘stoner comedy’: Grandma’s Boy, Mitch Hedburg, alien posters that say ‘Take me to your dealer’…it’s all brilliant. I can appreciate the distorted&hellip

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Wannabe: New Yorker

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I came to New York as many disaffected 23 year-olds do, to see the New York of lore: the druggy downtown scene of Kids, the squalid teenage hangout/ninja training venues of the first TMNT movie,&hellip

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Wannabe: Bostonian

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After watching The Town, The Departed, Mystic River, Monument Ave, Southie, Gone Baby Gone, and the 1996 series Boston Common, a part of me feels I don’t exploit my native Bostonian enough, as it has&hellip

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Wannabe: DJ

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I’ve DJed approximately five places: the Edessa bar in Park Slope, Burn Down the Disco, Club Fuxxx, Hay Bay-bee, and my cousin’s birthday party on the front lawn of my aunt’s place in Scituate, MA.&hellip

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Wannabe: Raver

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You never really realize how dumb you were as a kid until you find some strange rag in your old room at your parent’s house and you try and jog your memory of what it&hellip

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Wannabe: Hacker

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First of all, hacker creds: had a 2400bps modem (fxee17b@prodigy.net), asked for a CPU-overdrive upgrade (486SX25 to a 486DX75) for Christmas, and developed a map for Wolfenstein3D so grotesque (each sprite altered to up the&hellip

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Wannabe: Skater

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Down by the Charles river on the Cambridge side, I was attempting to push down on the back side of the skateboard with such a firmness and quickness creating a popping sensation, whilst guiding the&hellip

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