Essays

Wannabe: Angeleno

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Here’s what I don’t understand about California: San Francisco: Beautiful. Big Sur: Amazing. San Luis Obisbo: Handsome. San Diego: Pristine. Santa Barbara: Elegant. Monterey: Charming. Pasadena: Lovely. Los Angeles: Why? Why are you like this,&hellip

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Best Race Ever

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In the tradition of Sex in the 90s and The Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan, a Viacom subsidary tackles a social taboo every other Viacom subsidary is afraid to include in their schedule due to&hellip

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Black Eyed Women

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I think one of the biggest blunders in the history of United States race relations was the addition of a white woman to Black Eyed Peas. She sets back white people about 30 years. “B-b-b-but&hellip

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Celebrity Clander

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Furthering our discussion of Celebrity culture here on Warforever.com, there is something grossly misunderstated at work here. People who discuss celebrities, and even worse, gossip about celebrities are particularly depressing (except for me). Celebrities are&hellip

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Pop Has Eaten Itself

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There was an episode of Punky Brewster where Uncle Henry is addicted to sleeping pills. He obtained these pills from a black character, presumably Cherry’s dad. I distinctly remember Punky flushing the pills on the&hellip

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