INTRO So here’s my weird Saturday. Now I didn’t do this but if I did… CHAPTER 1 I happened to stop by Troutman Avenue one Saturday for some brunch at the ol’ Rookery (GET THE&hellip
Essays
Frank Serpico: Fashion Police
Serpico (1973) is a film with Al-Pacino about an NYPD cop who struggles to expose corruption in the force. Or is there a deeper crime being committed here… Man, this shirt chaffs. Something is dirty&hellip
Wannabe: Angeleno
Here’s what I don’t understand about California: San Francisco: Beautiful. Big Sur: Amazing. San Luis Obisbo: Handsome. San Diego: Pristine. Santa Barbara: Elegant. Monterey: Charming. Pasadena: Lovely. Los Angeles: Why? Why are you like this,&hellip
Guess What, America? We Love You.
Welcome to America, home of Eazy-E and the Orlando Magic. The bastard son of England, who set up America with a sweet apartment after killing off the original occupants, we now strut around like a&hellip
Fame: I’m Gonna Live Forever
Like a corrupt German DNA strand, this is going to be filled with masterful ideas with no complementary viewpoints. This is the equivalent of the impassioned ramblings of a retarded yet charismatic Larry Bird. So&hellip
Best Race Ever
In the tradition of Sex in the 90s and The Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan, a Viacom subsidary tackles a social taboo every other Viacom subsidary is afraid to include in their schedule due to&hellip
Black Eyed Women
I think one of the biggest blunders in the history of United States race relations was the addition of a white woman to Black Eyed Peas. She sets back white people about 30 years. “B-b-b-but&hellip
Permission to Go Down and Quench Our Thirst
In what must be one of the more awkward NFL games in recent history, The Giants played the New Orleans Saints tonight, and won 27-10. Every on-field argument was like another cigarette burn on the&hellip
Celebrity Clander
Furthering our discussion of Celebrity culture here on Warforever.com, there is something grossly misunderstated at work here. People who discuss celebrities, and even worse, gossip about celebrities are particularly depressing (except for me). Celebrities are&hellip
Pop Has Eaten Itself
There was an episode of Punky Brewster where Uncle Henry is addicted to sleeping pills. He obtained these pills from a black character, presumably Cherry’s dad. I distinctly remember Punky flushing the pills on the&hellip
