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Inspirational Quotes

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What He Say? Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Do They Look Cool? And&hellip

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Fireman Boot Camp

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START THE FIRE WITHIN EXT. HOUSE ON FIRE – NIGHT MAN runs up to the flames. MAN (screaming) Oh my God! Oh my God! No! No! Please God No! My dogs! My precious dogs! MAN&hellip

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Writer’s Block

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SUMMER OF BLUB EXT HALLWAY MIKE, 25, is walking in a school with a binder of papers. He’s talking to a friend on his cell phone. FRIEND (on phone) Hey man, I read your story&hellip

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Baby Press Corps

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BABY PRESS CORPS INT. PRESS ROOM A solemn celebrity, JAKE PARKER, walks up to a podium, assisted by his handler, MALCOLM. JAKE Good morning. I’m here today before you to address the recent rumors around&hellip

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Homeless

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new york craigslist > > > HOMELESS PEOPLE DON’T GET CHRISTMAS – m4w email this posting to a friend HOMELESS PEOPLE DON’T GET CHRISTMAS – m4w Reply to: anon-165931187@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 10:07PM EDT I went&hellip

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Mailslot

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new york craigslist > > > PLEASE STOP SHITTING IN MY MAILSLOT email this posting to a friend PLEASE STOP SHITTING IN MY MAILSLOT Reply to: anon-165927371@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 9:53PM EDT Listen, under any other&hellip

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Orphans

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new york craigslist > > > MULTIRACIAL ORPHANS NEEDED, GOOD WITH WEAPONS email this posting to a friend MULTIRACIAL ORPHANS NEEDED, GOOD WITH WEAPONS Reply to: anon-165925414@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 9:47PM EDT I need about 30&hellip

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Pizza Party

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new york craigslist > > > PIZZA PARTY (with STRIPPERS) email this posting to a friend PIZZA PARTY (with STRIPPERS) Reply to: anon-165929067@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 9:59PM EDT Need help organizing a giant Pizza Party (Deep&hellip

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