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GTA

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new york craigslist > > > STEAL MY FRIEND’S CAR (AS A JOKE) email this posting to a friend STEAL MY FRIEND’S CAR (AS A JOKE) Reply to: anon-165927881@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 9:55PM EDT Here’s the&hellip

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Dogs

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new york craigslist > > > I WILL PUT DOWN YOUR DOG (PAINLESS?) FOR FREE email this posting to a friend I WILL PUT DOWN YOUR DOG (PAINLESS?) FOR FREE Reply to: anon-165925052@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29,&hellip

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Metaphysicist

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new york craigslist > > > METAPHYSICIST ON F TRAIN email this posting to a friend METAPHYSICIST ON F TRAIN Reply to: anon-165926180@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 9:49PM EDT You told me time travel was impossible, but&hellip

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Tupac

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new york craigslist > > > TUPAC IS ALIVE AND THIRSTY email this posting to a friend TUPAC IS ALIVE AND THIRSTY Reply to: anon-165930397@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 10:04PM EDT I went into 7-11 today with&hellip

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Knowledge is Power 2

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More Celebrity Lifestyle (Cruise begrudgingly signs a medical release) Tom Cruise has AIDS again! Celebrity and actor Tom Cruise has been diagnosed with the AIDS virus for the second time this year. Long time friend&hellip

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Knowledge is Power

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Celebrity Lifestyle How does one get to work the Matthew McConaughey beat for US Weekly? That guy has the best job in the world. Every week there’s a two-page spread chronicling him drinking, smoking weed, erupting&hellip

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Hustlin’

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“I Know Pablo, Noriega, the REAL Noriega,He Owes Me a Hundred Favors!” -Rick Ross, Hustlin’ Top 25 out of the 100 favors former Panama general Manuel Noriegasupposedly owes Miami-based rapper Rick Ross: 1. Walk his&hellip

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Poop

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Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I live in. I walked into the Bank of America on 42nd and 5th across the street from Bryant Park yesterday (to validate my assumptions&hellip

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The Hudson

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Marcus Landes never felt so humiliated as when he was hoisted out of the Hudson River by a police boat crane; the harness used chaffed his love handles badly, and his lack of pants and&hellip

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Double Team

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Todd Rockhill entered the house party the way he always entered house parties. The abrupt opening of the door, to establish familiar terrain. The rapid scan of the room, quick enough to convey disinterest in&hellip

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