Prank: Cohobot

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organiccoho
Dicks are isomorphic to the Olympics, but of course this is idiotic.

Jonathan Doyle
hi!

organiccoho
dude
who are u

Jonathan Doyle
i was about to ask you the sammmee thing

organiccoho
but u contacted me?

Jonathan Doyle
i know
im stalking you

organiccoho
well
ur ganna be bored

Jonathan Doyle
why don’t you shut up

organiccoho
but u asked me to tell u about me and ur stalking me wouldnt u want me to talk

Jonathan Doyle
i know
its just that im in love with you

organiccoho
first time stalker

Jonathan Doyle
yes
but i read the book

organiccoho
o r u now
o yah
stalking for dummies

Jonathan Doyle
you calling me dumb?

organiccoho
no
the book series “for dummies”
maybe u are dumb i dont know where do u live
and i bet ur not a girl

Jonathan Doyle
i’m very much a girl
would you like some pix

organiccoho
i dont think so
where r u from

Jonathan Doyle
ugh
i work out 4 times a week
and you don’t even want to see
i can squat like 45lbs now

organiccoho
who r u
i dont really care y would i care why would u stalk me this has to be a prank
im not a fucking retard

Jonathan Doyle
i stalk you because i was never taught how to love as a child
this is how i connect to people
would you like to see my abs now

organiccoho
are u serious
how old r u

Jonathan Doyle
i’m 17

organiccoho
and i still dont believe ur a girl

Jonathan Doyle
which state are you in?

organiccoho
how bout u first ur the stalker
u should already know where i am

Jonathan Doyle
i can look up on the internet to see what the age of consent is

organiccoho
i dont think 17 makes the cut
so

Jonathan Doyle
what’s the matter
you don’t like RIPPED 17 year olds

organiccoho
all that shit ur thinking no , but maybe i can help u contact people differently
um
no
im 20
i like girls over 21

Jonathan Doyle
i’m jk
i’m 21

organiccoho
at least 18+
wtf

Jonathan Doyle
im drinking a bicardi breezer right now

organiccoho
hmmmm

Jonathan Doyle
omg this drink is so good

organiccoho
where do u live its only fair u tell em after somehow getting my s/n and contacting me

Jonathan Doyle
i live in new york city
it’s at like the bottom of new york state
we have an applebee’s

organiccoho
how in fucks name did u get my s/n

Jonathan Doyle
thats where me and my girlfriends drink electric lemonades
duh
i bought it off the internet

organiccoho
not believeing that
not believeing any of this
u know who i am and this is a prank a horrible prank its not even funny lol fucking ametur

Jonathan Doyle
lol?
what does that mean

organiccoho
this is a joke
theres no way u bought my s/n and randomly from ny decided to stalk me

Jonathan Doyle
what does lol mean
im so confused

organiccoho
laugh out loud
are u kidding
did u just get ur computer today or some shit

Jonathan Doyle
whats a computer

organiccoho
ok who is this lol
now ur just being fucking retarded

Jonathan Doyle
i know
im sorry
im a little tipsy off the breeze

organiccoho
just that?

Jonathan Doyle
i snorted some of my dad’s pills too
but i think they’re for his heart
i don’t feel anything

organiccoho
u said u were 21 ?

Jonathan Doyle
i am
i have to live with my dad

organiccoho
see u cant pull a prank and contradict urself then the prank doesnt work, whoever the hell this is

Jonathan Doyle
can i have your credit card number?
i want to buy some pills that WORK

organiccoho
r u kidding

Jonathan Doyle
hell no
these shits don’t do shit
great
now i have a nosebleed

organiccoho
ur like the worst electronic scammer ive ever come accross

Jonathan Doyle
do you want to cyber?

organiccoho
first of all if u were a pro at this u would have found so shit out about me first like (i have no cards and no money so I= the worst target ever) and no i dont need to cyber with a girl that gets drunk off one drink and snort heart pills till ur nose bleed and ur not a girl u dont eve talk like one
so
who r u really

Jonathan Doyle
you don’t even have a credit card?
i thought you were 20

organiccoho
i am

Jonathan Doyle
you should really be building a credit history
don’t you want to buy a boat someday

organiccoho
but u should do more research then age u fucking tard
wrong again
just cuz i have boat pics on my myspace does not meanb i want a boat ur hopless
r u serious
really
ur laughable

Jonathan Doyle
how do poke on myspace
how do you poke i mean

organiccoho
ITS NOT LIVE JOURNAL YOU FAIL AT LIFE
YOU FAIL AT LIFE and ur making me laugh my ass off

Jonathan Doyle
ugh my friends just came over
i wish i had a bikini body like lauren

organiccoho
so

Jonathan Doyle
why are guys such pigs

organiccoho
dude
im not ebign a pig ur crazy
u r crazy

Jonathan Doyle
can i see your myspace?

organiccoho
no

Jonathan Doyle
dont you have any ab pics
we should trade ab pics

organiccoho
at is ab pics no
i dont wanna trade u shit
get a life go outside u crazy bitch

Jonathan Doyle
im just trying to start our relationship

organiccoho
WE DONT HAVE ONE
WE WILL NEVER HAVE ONE
DO U understand that?

Jonathan Doyle
are you getting over a broken heart

organiccoho
no

Jonathan Doyle
are you afraid of being hurt
i only cheated on my last boyfriend because he only had like a 4 pack
have you seen usher’s abs?
i mean
w:Ow

organiccoho
IM LIKE KINDA FAT
UR CRAZY

Jonathan Doyle
thats ok
we can go to the gym together
i need a new gym buddy
my last one had a heart attack
but i think its because he snorted my dads pills too

organiccoho
no we go no where together ever im blocking u besides if ur telling the truth about new york u live so fucking far from me and im glad now go outside shoot urself so that when the police come to see if u left any dignity it wont be hard to clean up u crazy bitch

Jonathan Doyle
i saw that CSI
where they clean up that guys dignity
that was so weird
kinda ‘over my head’
do you like CSI?

 

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