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HOMELESS PEOPLE DON’T GET CHRISTMAS – m4w
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Date: 2006-05-29, 10:07PM EDT
I went to the Old Navy store to return these goofy ass flip-flops my 3rd stepmom bought me, and on my way back I ducked into an alleyway for a shortcut. No big deal, right? I’m halfway down the alley and a sudden “GOTCHA!” echoes quickly throughout the alleyway. Apparently, some woman-hobo hooked up a mistletoe across the alley from her! When I declined her romantic offer, she flagged down a cop who just kept saying to me, “Buddy, C’MON. It’s Christmas!”, while tapping my butt with his nightstick. It was either kiss the broad or 2 hours in lock-up for being “a total grinch”. Never going back.
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