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PLEASE STOP SHITTING IN MY MAILSLOT
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Date: 2006-05-29, 9:53PM EDT
Listen, under any other circumstances I would find this hilarious as well, but when I get home from work and discover my 4-year-old messing with a pile of shit behind my front door I get a little perturbed. Twice this week instead of finding the latest NetFlix releases on my floor I find YOUR latest releases, whether or not this is commentary of the current state of cinema is beyond me.
I have recently hired a maid, so you can expunge whatever you want into my mailbox, because when I get home, the kid will be washed up and my DVDs restored to their original luster, or she’s out the shit-laden door. You can shit until your colon is as empty as your conscience. It doesn’t matter to me.
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