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Wannabe: DJ

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I’ve DJed approximately five places: the Edessa bar in Park Slope, Burn Down the Disco, Club Fuxxx, Hay Bay-bee, and my cousin’s birthday party on the front lawn of my aunt’s place in Scituate, MA.&hellip

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Wannabe: Raver

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You never really realize how dumb you were as a kid until you find some strange rag in your old room at your parent’s house and you try and jog your memory of what it&hellip

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Wannabe: Hacker

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First of all, hacker creds: had a 2400bps modem (fxee17b@prodigy.net), asked for a CPU-overdrive upgrade (486SX25 to a 486DX75) for Christmas, and developed a map for Wolfenstein3D so grotesque (each sprite altered to up the&hellip

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Wannabe: Skater

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Down by the Charles river on the Cambridge side, I was attempting to push down on the back side of the skateboard with such a firmness and quickness creating a popping sensation, whilst guiding the&hellip

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Wannabe: Punk

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I remember being at a family BBQ, and my dad called me over. Not adjusting himself, he read aloud the text on my Operation Ivy t-shirt: “Conditioned to self-interest, with emotions locked away, if that’s&hellip

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Fireman Boot Camp

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START THE FIRE WITHIN EXT. HOUSE ON FIRE – NIGHT MAN runs up to the flames. MAN (screaming) Oh my God! Oh my God! No! No! Please God No! My dogs! My precious dogs! MAN&hellip

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Writer’s Block

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SUMMER OF BLUB EXT HALLWAY MIKE, 25, is walking in a school with a binder of papers. He’s talking to a friend on his cell phone. FRIEND (on phone) Hey man, I read your story&hellip

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Baby Press Corps

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BABY PRESS CORPS INT. PRESS ROOM A solemn celebrity, JAKE PARKER, walks up to a podium, assisted by his handler, MALCOLM. JAKE Good morning. I’m here today before you to address the recent rumors around&hellip

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Homeless

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new york craigslist > > > HOMELESS PEOPLE DON’T GET CHRISTMAS – m4w email this posting to a friend HOMELESS PEOPLE DON’T GET CHRISTMAS – m4w Reply to: anon-165931187@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 10:07PM EDT I went&hellip

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Mailslot

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new york craigslist > > > PLEASE STOP SHITTING IN MY MAILSLOT email this posting to a friend PLEASE STOP SHITTING IN MY MAILSLOT Reply to: anon-165927371@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 9:53PM EDT Listen, under any other&hellip

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