Marcus Landes never felt so humiliated as when he was hoisted out of the Hudson River by a police boat crane; the harness used chaffed his love handles badly, and his lack of pants and…
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Double Team
Todd Rockhill entered the house party the way he always entered house parties. The abrupt opening of the door, to establish familiar terrain. The rapid scan of the room, quick enough to convey disinterest in…
Foxxxes
Melissa Weatherbee watched from behind the curtains as the beige 1989 Honda Accord snaked its way around her driveway. Three blasts of the car horn signaled the beginning of the second courtship between Ms. Weatherbee…
A man is entitled to be buried whole.
Why did Anthony Kedis decide he was entitled to any kind of vocalization after BloodSugarSexMagik (barring of course, Walkabout)? I sort of get maybe Sir Psycho Sexy had a few more tales of sexual prowess…
Panic
Deep in the trenches of suburban Boston around the spring of 2005, laid a morose and apathetic recent college graduate who had become completely numb to the possibility of escaping ‘the town’. Everyone has ‘their…
Prank: Cohobot
organiccoho Dicks are isomorphic to the Olympics, but of course this is idiotic. Jonathan Doyle hi! organiccoho dude who are u Jonathan Doyle i was about to ask you the sammmee thing organiccoho but u…
Quick Minds
new york craigslist > > > QUICK MINDS WITH EVEN QUICKER GENTIALS WANTED email this posting to a friend QUICK MINDS WITH EVEN QUICKER GENTIALS WANTED Reply to: anon-165928540@craigslist.org Date: 2006-05-29, 9:57PM EDT I need…