Prank: Cohobot

organiccoho Dicks are isomorphic to the Olympics, but of course this is idiotic.

Jonathan Doyle hi!

organiccoho dude who are u

Jonathan Doyle i was about to ask you the sammmee thing

organiccoho but u contacted me?

Jonathan Doyle i know im stalking you

organiccoho well ur ganna be bored

Jonathan Doyle why don’t you shut up

organiccohobut u asked me to tell u about me and ur stalking me wouldnt u want me to talk

Jonathan Doylei know it’s just that im in love with you

organiccoho first time stalker

Jonathan Doyle yes but i read the book

organiccoho o r u now o yah stalking for dummies

Jonathan Doyle you calling me dumb?

organiccoho no the book series “for dummies” maybe u are dumb i dont know where do u live and i bet ur not a girl

Jonathan Doyle i’m very much a girl would you like some pix

organiccoho i dont think so where r u from

Jonathan Doyle ugh i work out 4 times a week and you don’t even want to see i can squat like 45lbs now

organiccoho who r u i dont really care y would i care why would u stalk me this has to be a prank im not a fucking retard

Jonathan Doyle i stalk you because i was never taught how to love as a child this is how i connect to people would you like to see my abs now

organiccoho are u serious how old r u

Jonathan Doyle i’m 17

organiccoho and i still dont believe ur a girl

Jonathan Doyle which state are you in?

organiccoho how bout u first ur the stalker u should already know where i am

Jonathan Doyle i can look up on the internet to see what the age of consent is

organiccoho i dont think 17 makes the cut so

Jonathan Doyle what’s the matter you don’t like RIPPED 17 year olds

organiccoho all that shit ur thinking no , but maybe i can help u contact people differently um no im 20 i like girls over 21

Jonathan Doyle i’m jk i’m 21

organiccoho at least 18+ wtf

Jonathan Doyle im drinking a bicardi breezer right now

organiccoho hmmmm

Jonathan Doyle omg this drink is so good

organiccoho where do u live its only fair u tell em after somehow getting my s/n and contacting me

Jonathan Doyle i live in new york city it’s at like the bottom of new york state we have an applebee’s

organiccoho how in fucks name did u get my s/n

Jonathan Doyle thats where me and my girlfriends drink electric lemonades duh i bought it off the internet

organiccoho not believeing that not believeing any of this u know who i am and this is a prank a horrible prank its not even funny lol fucking ametur

Jonathan Doyle lol? what does that mean

organiccoho this is a joke theres no way u bought my s/n and randomly from ny decided to stalk me

Jonathan Doyle what does lol mean im so confused

organiccoho laugh out loud are u kidding did u just get ur computer today or some shit

Jonathan Doyle whats a computer

organiccoho ok who is this lol now ur just being fucking retarded

Jonathan Doyle i know im sorry im a little tipsy off the breeze

organiccoho just that?

Jonathan Doyle i snorted some of my dad’s pills too but i think they’re for his heart i don’t feel anything

organiccoho u said u were 21 ?

Jonathan Doyle i am i have to live with my dad

organiccoho see u cant pull a prank and contradict urself then the prank doesnt work, whoever the hell this is

Jonathan Doyle can i have your credit card number?i want to buy some pills that WORK

organiccohor u kidding

Jonathan Doyle hell no these shits don’t do shit great now i have a nosebleed

organiccoho ur like the worst electronic scammer ive ever come accross

Jonathan Doyle do you want to cyber?

organiccoho first of all if u were a pro at this u would have found so shit out about me first like (i have no cards and no money so I= the worst target ever) and no i dont need to cyber with a girl that gets drunk off one drink and snort heart pills till ur nose bleed and ur not a girl u dont even talk like one so who r u really

Jonathan Doyle you don’t even have a credit card?i thought you were 20

organiccoho i am

Jonathan Doyle you should really be building a credit history don’t you want to buy a boat someday

organiccoho but u should do more research then age u fucking tard wrong again just cuz i have boat pics on my myspace does not mean i want a boat ur hopless r u serious really ur laughable

Jonathan Doyle how do poke on myspace how do you poke i mean

organiccoho ITS NOT LIVE JOURNAL YOU FAIL AT LIFE YOU FAIL AT LIFE and ur making me laugh my ass off

Jonathan Doyle ugh my friends just came over i wish i had a bikini body like lauren

organiccoho so

Jonathan Doyle why are guys such pigs

organiccoho dudeim not ebign a pig ur crazyu r crazy

Jonathan Doyle can i see your myspace?

organiccoho no

Jonathan Doyle dont you have any ab pics we should trade ab pics

organiccoho at is ab pics no i dont wanna trade u shit get a life go outside u crazy bitch

Jonathan Doyle im just trying to start our relationship

organiccoho WE DONT HAVE ONE WE WILL NEVER HAVE ONE DO U understand that?

Jonathan Doyle are you getting over a broken heart

organiccoho no

Jonathan Doyle are you afraid of being hurt i only cheated on my last boyfriend because he only had like a 4 pack have you seen usher’s abs? i mean w:Ow

organiccoho IM LIKE KINDA FAT UR CRAZY

Jonathan Doyle thats ok we can go to the gym together i need a new gym buddy my last one had a heart attack but i think its because he snorted my dads pills too

organiccoho no we go no where together ever im blocking u besides if ur telling the truth about new york u live so fucking far from me and im glad now go outside shoot urself so that when the police come to see if u left any dignity it wont be hard to clean up u crazy bitch

Jonathan Doylei saw that CSI where they clean up that guys dignity that was so weird kinda ‘over my head’ do you like CSI?

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