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MULTIRACIAL ORPHANS NEEDED, GOOD WITH WEAPONS
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Date: 2006-05-29, 9:47PM EDT
I need about 30 small children of all nationalities (thoroughbreds) to makes sure it’s an even playing field in the upcoming race war. I will raise them as my own, and train them each in a different martial art (we can settle that debate too).
Send me an undoctored pic, and a copy of their latest physical and maybe your baby can be the one to lead your people to total world domination.
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