What can I say about Jonathan T. Doyle?

He hired me on fiver to write this so I’ll give you what I know:

He’s an award-winning producer, a sometimes-paid writer, a filmmaker, a armchair sociologist, an untrained musician with a questionable sense of rhythm, a would-be urban planner and a should-be foot model.

He lives by the 3 C’s: Cycling, Comedy, and the Caribbean. He also likes to Swim but that starts with an “s” so…y’know. He comes from Irish and Lebanese stock which he thinks accounts for his long-standing internal conflicts. He lost Class Friendliest by one vote and if he ever finds out who voted against him they’re going to find out how unfriendly he can be.

If you’d like to contact Jonathan, don’t worry, you’ve come to the right place. Here is his electronic mailing address: jtdoyle@gmail.com

Go nuts, but please don’t tell him I gave it to you.
If you do, that’s absolutely it between us. 

-Fiver #45989004

Here’s my old bio that (old) Gawker thought was “super funny” (off the record)":