Prank: Millenium Tower

Brendan Cavanaugh
Hello, thank you for your interest in Millennium Tower. Can I help you in any way? 

Me
i want to buy the penthouse
RIGHT NOW

Brendan Cavanaugh
Hello 
OK 

Me
How do you want the money

Brendan Cavanaugh
We can set up a time to visit the property and you can give a deposit check  

Me
no time
i can give you my credit card now

Brendan Cavanaugh
however if time is a issue then we can send you transfer info and set up the deposit  

Me 
i have a party on SATURDAY
boston's hottest & coolest will be there
who do i talk to about the pool temperature

Brendan Cavanaugh
We don't accept credit cards unfortunatly 

Me 
what about debit
its VISA
do you have a freight elevator
we have a lot of animals coming

Brendan Cavanaugh 
ok 
what is it your looking for in size of a property? 
Where are you moving from? 

Me 
how many bedrooms does the penthouse have
people are going to want to crash

Brendan Cavanaugh 
There is a 3 bedroom with 3435 sqft  
Where are you moving from  

Me
do they each have a seperate bathroom my mom is gonna stay 
i'm moving from revere

Brendan Cavanaugh 
Yes there are 4 and 1/2 half bathrooms 

Me 
i just came into a lot of money lol
dont ask too many questions 
do they have one of the rain showers
how is the water pressure
have you showered there

Brendan Cavanaugh 
Yes  

Me 
sick

Brendan Cavanaugh 
the building isn't finished yet 
October is when the building opens  

Me 
will it be finished by saturday

Brendan Cavanaugh 
No 

Me 
dude
thats kind of a dealbreaker
what can you do for me

Brendan Cavanaugh 
There are similar buildings in the area with units available now
what is your price range? 

Me 
i told my girl i was in the MILLENIUM
youre killing me bro

Brendan Cavanaugh 
there is Millennium Place Penthouse overlooking the park that has a private balcony great for entertaining  
what are you looking to spend? 

Me 
i have $30,000

Brendan Cavanaugh 
Are you interested in renting or for purchase 

Me 
you know what maybe i will take my business to the prudential center
buy that penthouse

Brendan Cavanaugh
That won't be ready until late next year 

Me 
brendan my party is SATURDAY
i need SOLUTIONS

Brendan Cavanaugh 
I'm sorry I don't know any party planners  

Me 
you just talked yourself right out of a sale
dont come to my party

Brendan Cavanaugh 
I'm sorry I couldn’t help you today

Me
BYE